Yellow Comedy is hosting its biggest ever free stand-up show on Saturday featuring special attraction Clinton Baptiste a clairvoyant, medium and psychic best known for his appearances on Peter Kay's award winning Phoenix Nights. Clinton will contact the dead but beware they won't always tell you what you're hoping. Melanie Anglesey reports via seance.

When it comes to reading tea leaves is Clinton more PG Tips or Yorkshire Gold?

When it comes to tea, the ghostly spirits use Ty-Phooooo Wooooo! Just a little medium's joke there. The spirits have become very fussy about their tea readings in recent years. There are certain of the modern ones who won't entertain messaging me if I have made a pot with caffeinated tea as it sends their messages nine to the dozen and I know many health conscious dead people who won't read the cups if I've put sugar in it. That's just sensible consumption.

What is your spirit animal?

I have a Norfolk terrier in the afterlife who I ask about all sorts of things. He just stares at me. He's a dog, you see. They can't speak.

What does Clinton feel in his water about Watford town centre?

The spirits are showing me something....it's.....it's a huge avalanche of money that has disappeared down the drain with the refurbishment of that pond. They are also showing me great great sadness that the market has been knocked down in favour of some horrible fake marble nonsense. But I might be wrong about that. The spirits can't always see the future.

Do you know Barry from Watford the well-known celebrity almanac?

I know Barry. The spirits love him on Steve Wright's Radio 2 show. They pick that up right up there on FM. He's an old git but the spirits a deny they're preparing a room for him just yet. Barry is one of mankind's greatest minds. There is nothing the spirits can tell me that Barry hasn't already.....on many an occasion. In fact, over and over again until I have to ask the spirit world to maybe give him a fright in his bedroom late at night just to quicken things up.

Who would Clinton bring back to give Watfordians a strong talking to?

I would definitely bring back the gardener Percy Thrower. I think the council would do well to listen to his chidings about attempts to wipe out the beloved allotments behind the Rookery!!

What props does the modern medium carry in his Gladstone bag?

I carry things that are essential to a man giving people readings (or truths ) that are sometimes quite hard to listen to - some band-aid plasters, some ointment to put on any bruises and some holy water to protect me from any evil spirits that pop up. I also keep an ancient clay talisman figure from the Andes, some holy water, a spiritual Book and above all a special packet of 20 sacred Lambert and Butlers.

Is it easy to tap into the spirit world on the A41?

It is sometimes very difficult to escape that never ending path that takes the clairvoyant round and round the contours of the psychic mind......and the flippin' ring road is hard to get off near Beecham Grove if you're not concentrating.

What can Clinton tell us about the future for Watford FC?

Watford will win the FA Cup. I have just been told by Puskás.

And will Leicester win the league?

Leicester will NOT win the league after that Knockaert 'dive' in the semi final of the play offs at Vicarage Road in 2013. The spirits are very fair like that.

Headliner is Andy Gleeks. Also appearing are Zara Brown, Adele Cliff, Yellow Comedy Queen of Herts 2015 Sandra Hale, Chris Stokes, and Kyle Wallace.

Saturday, March 19. Attico Art Centre, First Floor, 101 High Street, Watford. Doors 7pm.