“Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies!”
“Never cook with a wine you wouldn’t drink,” he said. “Though I guess that presupposes that there is a wine I wouldn’t drink.” - Lev Grossman
"At least once a day you should do something purely for enjoyment, and wine is my way of relaxing."
“Drink freely the wine life offers you and don't worry how much you spill.”
"Making wine is like having children; you love them all, but boy, are they different."
“Doctor says to a man, ‘You’re pregnant!’ The man says, ‘How does a man get pregnant?’ The doctor says, ‘The usual way, a little wine, a little dinner…'”
“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.”
“Doctor says to a man, ‘You’re pregnant!’ The man says, ‘How does a man get pregnant?’ The doctor says, ‘The usual way, a little wine, a little dinner….’”
